Portraits for Social Media by Jay

September 23, 2009

What better way to improve your social standing among your professional peers than to appear as a zombie, alien, or lunatic in your social media thumbnail portrait? What way indeed! Oh, sure, I can do the regular stuff, make you look younger, vacuum out your eyebags, whiten your teeth and clean up you flyaway hair. [...]

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Obama announces “Cash for Sex” program to praise, scorn

August 13, 2009
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WASHINGTON DC, Aug 13, 3:42 PM EDT (AP) — Citing the popularity and effectiveness of its ‘Cash for Clunkers’ program, President Obama today announced the ‘Cash for Sex’ Program, aimed at the nation’s inattentive wives, girlfriends, partygoers, and inadequate men.

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World Health Organization Running Out of Colors

May 9, 2009
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1 May 2009—A representative from the World Health Organization today related the agency’s dissatification with the level of public anxiety over swine flu, and the diminishing number of color-coded alert levels left to combat the public’s lack of concern with something they have been told they can do virtually nothing about.
“We need to get out [...]

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